There was a young lady who lived in a teapot, she was forever cold and loved shoes. A lot.
The young lady powered her teapot using petrol pumps stationed just out the back, perfectly placed for practicality but they interrupted her otherwise picturesque view. Shame.
As teapots aren't very big the house extended downwards to allow for enough shoe storage space for this shop-a-holic.
Tea was, as point of fact, this young lady's favourite drink. Which was why she chose to live in a teapot. Most of her friends lived on Grey Goose lane but that just wasn't her bag!
